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messyfeathers:

me in real life:

me online:

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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